Divorce is a difficult time and process for even the most amicable dissolutions. On the list of traumatic events in a lifetime, it is in the top 5 on almost every list ever created. So, if mediation can help minimize the stress of divorce, humor can only help more. Here are few that, as all good humor does, it based upon the truths of life.
1) How many attorneys does it take to change a light bulb? – As many as you can afford?
2) How many judges does it take to change a light bulb? – They do not change light bulbs. They tell you who is responsible for it burning out, who is responsible for it being dark, who is responsible for changing it, and who will pay for the attorneys to change it.
3) How many arbitrators does it take to change a light bulb? – Like judges, they also do not change light bulbs AND you cannot appeal their decisions.
4) So, how many mediators does it take to change a light bulb? – They help the light bulbs change themselves.
I hope you chuckled at the joke poked at the legal process. But if you, or a friend, is in the unfortunate position of having to go through the divorce process, take a moment and review the information on our website. If it improves your day, even just a little, we have done our job.